Howard Stern

And rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and let someone see the full range of emotions. If you're going to be strong on the radio, you got to let it all out, even the ugly stuff. And you can't apologize for it.
Howard Stern

I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.
Howard Stern

I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.
Howard Stern

I don't talk about my salary.
Howard Stern

I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have been found indecent or obscene.
Howard Stern

I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.
Howard Stern

I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated.
Howard Stern

I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful.
Howard Stern

I think people of lesser talent will become stars.
Howard Stern

I will never feel successful.
Howard Stern

I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous? Maybe.
Howard Stern

I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.
Howard Stern

It's no treat being in bed with me.
Howard Stern

Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.
Howard Stern

My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing.
Howard Stern

Okay, well, I guess I'm still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my back is up against the wall, I will say vicious things.
Howard Stern

'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.
Howard Stern

There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won't you do. I say, well, you know, you've got to find out when you're on the air.
Howard Stern

We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds of events that go on the channel without me. I have started producing a sound for the channel.
Howard Stern

Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny.
Howard Stern