Saturday, May 8, 2010

Don Rickles




Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap.
Don Rickles

The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now.
Don Rickles

When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.
Don Rickles

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?
Don Rickles

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